A thumb drive

Good day. Your daily penetration for Monday, August 17th is as follows:
Electronic and technological, perfect for the person on the go and fits right in your pocket. It's small and sleek, it's a thumb drive. And you are ready to plug it in... to your ass. Place it in, but not all the way, because that's not how it works. Allow it to rest there and download peace deep inside you.
A great peace is now filed in your bum.

An otter pop

Good day. Your daily penetration for Wednesday, August 12 is as follows:
The weather is hot, sweltering, even in San Francisco. Thus, in honor of such gorgeous weather, you will choose to put something cold and refreshing within your ass. Though you will have great discrepancy with the item. You will want something the fits nicely with minimum effort. You want something aquatic mammal themed... and dolphins are very overrated. You desire an Otter Pop. Using the condensation from the outside of the package, slide it into your bummy-bum.
You feel cool and peaceful from the inside out.

An authentic lightsaber replica

Good day. Your daily penetration for Monday, August 10th is as follows:
A long gray shaft you imagine was fashioned in a galaxy far far away precedes a glowing, throbbing torch of pure alien energy. This torch is really hollow glowing plastic, but it is so authentic, it hardly seems like a replica to you. You realize, it will be easy to insert into your ass, and you are thankful it is indeed merely authentic-looking, rather than authentic in practice. As you push it up within your rectum, it makes real lightsaber sounds. This pleases you.
You feel at peace.

An animal cracker

Good day. Your daily penetration for Saturday, August 8th is as follows:
Choose from an adorable selection of tigers, hippos, zebras and giraffes, all are small, cream-colored and not overly-sweetened. But choose wisely, as you will be placing it in your ass. Roar with delight like the true king of the jungle you are as a zebra and a giraffe fall "prey" to your rectum. They melt in there just like they would in your mouth.
You feel wildly at peace.

An Apple Charger

Good day. Your daily penetration for Friday, August 7th is as follows:
Sleek and square with glorious beveled edges. It has a singular imprint gracing its glossy surface. A cord runs from it, long and slender. It is an Apple charger. To jump start your weekend, it will be the perfect item to place inside your ass. First, allow the cord to drop into your ass. Next, the square mass of charger will enter you. Feel it stretch your butt with its four corners. Feel it fill you with power.
You feel a super-charged peace.

(Thank you Lisandro for today's daily penetration suggestion)

Jello

Good day. Your daily penetration for Thursday, August 6th is as follows:
Cherry flavored or any flavor really, bunt-shaped or any shape really, and it is oh so jiggly. It is jello. Reminiscent of good times past and good times to come. Place it in your ass. It will mold to the shape and wiggle-woggle its way deep to within your rectum. You feel excited, so much so you might say your legs feel like jello.
But truly, you feel at peace.

An orange

Good day. Your daily penetration for Wednesday, August 5 is as follows:
It is the color orange and sports the loveliest, subtlest little dimples you ever saw. True to its color, it is an orange. Its rotund shape excites you. You want to put it in your butt. And you may. It then stretches you into a wonderful circle as it enters. 10-times the usual size. You feel you have taken your vitamin-C from the inside out.
You feel at peace.