Good day. Your daily penetration for Monday, August 17th is as follows:
Electronic and technological, perfect for the person on the go and fits right in your pocket. It's small and sleek, it's a thumb drive. And you are ready to plug it in... to your ass. Place it in, but not all the way, because that's not how it works. Allow it to rest there and download peace deep inside you.
A great peace is now filed in your bum.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
An otter pop
Good day. Your daily penetration for Wednesday, August 12 is as follows:
The weather is hot, sweltering, even in San Francisco. Thus, in honor of such gorgeous weather, you will choose to put something cold and refreshing within your ass. Though you will have great discrepancy with the item. You will want something the fits nicely with minimum effort. You want something aquatic mammal themed... and dolphins are very overrated. You desire an Otter Pop. Using the condensation from the outside of the package, slide it into your bummy-bum.
You feel cool and peaceful from the inside out.
The weather is hot, sweltering, even in San Francisco. Thus, in honor of such gorgeous weather, you will choose to put something cold and refreshing within your ass. Though you will have great discrepancy with the item. You will want something the fits nicely with minimum effort. You want something aquatic mammal themed... and dolphins are very overrated. You desire an Otter Pop. Using the condensation from the outside of the package, slide it into your bummy-bum.
You feel cool and peaceful from the inside out.
Monday, August 10, 2009
An authentic lightsaber replica
Good day. Your daily penetration for Monday, August 10th is as follows:
A long gray shaft you imagine was fashioned in a galaxy far far away precedes a glowing, throbbing torch of pure alien energy. This torch is really hollow glowing plastic, but it is so authentic, it hardly seems like a replica to you. You realize, it will be easy to insert into your ass, and you are thankful it is indeed merely authentic-looking, rather than authentic in practice. As you push it up within your rectum, it makes real lightsaber sounds. This pleases you.
You feel at peace.
A long gray shaft you imagine was fashioned in a galaxy far far away precedes a glowing, throbbing torch of pure alien energy. This torch is really hollow glowing plastic, but it is so authentic, it hardly seems like a replica to you. You realize, it will be easy to insert into your ass, and you are thankful it is indeed merely authentic-looking, rather than authentic in practice. As you push it up within your rectum, it makes real lightsaber sounds. This pleases you.
You feel at peace.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
An animal cracker
Good day. Your daily penetration for Saturday, August 8th is as follows:
Choose from an adorable selection of tigers, hippos, zebras and giraffes, all are small, cream-colored and not overly-sweetened. But choose wisely, as you will be placing it in your ass. Roar with delight like the true king of the jungle you are as a zebra and a giraffe fall "prey" to your rectum. They melt in there just like they would in your mouth.
You feel wildly at peace.
Choose from an adorable selection of tigers, hippos, zebras and giraffes, all are small, cream-colored and not overly-sweetened. But choose wisely, as you will be placing it in your ass. Roar with delight like the true king of the jungle you are as a zebra and a giraffe fall "prey" to your rectum. They melt in there just like they would in your mouth.
You feel wildly at peace.
Friday, August 7, 2009
An Apple Charger
Good day. Your daily penetration for Friday, August 7th is as follows:
Sleek and square with glorious beveled edges. It has a singular imprint gracing its glossy surface. A cord runs from it, long and slender. It is an Apple charger. To jump start your weekend, it will be the perfect item to place inside your ass. First, allow the cord to drop into your ass. Next, the square mass of charger will enter you. Feel it stretch your butt with its four corners. Feel it fill you with power.
You feel a super-charged peace.
(Thank you Lisandro for today's daily penetration suggestion)
Sleek and square with glorious beveled edges. It has a singular imprint gracing its glossy surface. A cord runs from it, long and slender. It is an Apple charger. To jump start your weekend, it will be the perfect item to place inside your ass. First, allow the cord to drop into your ass. Next, the square mass of charger will enter you. Feel it stretch your butt with its four corners. Feel it fill you with power.
You feel a super-charged peace.
(Thank you Lisandro for today's daily penetration suggestion)
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Jello
Good day. Your daily penetration for Thursday, August 6th is as follows:
Cherry flavored or any flavor really, bunt-shaped or any shape really, and it is oh so jiggly. It is jello. Reminiscent of good times past and good times to come. Place it in your ass. It will mold to the shape and wiggle-woggle its way deep to within your rectum. You feel excited, so much so you might say your legs feel like jello.
But truly, you feel at peace.
Cherry flavored or any flavor really, bunt-shaped or any shape really, and it is oh so jiggly. It is jello. Reminiscent of good times past and good times to come. Place it in your ass. It will mold to the shape and wiggle-woggle its way deep to within your rectum. You feel excited, so much so you might say your legs feel like jello.
But truly, you feel at peace.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
An orange
Good day. Your daily penetration for Wednesday, August 5 is as follows:
It is the color orange and sports the loveliest, subtlest little dimples you ever saw. True to its color, it is an orange. Its rotund shape excites you. You want to put it in your butt. And you may. It then stretches you into a wonderful circle as it enters. 10-times the usual size. You feel you have taken your vitamin-C from the inside out.
You feel at peace.
It is the color orange and sports the loveliest, subtlest little dimples you ever saw. True to its color, it is an orange. Its rotund shape excites you. You want to put it in your butt. And you may. It then stretches you into a wonderful circle as it enters. 10-times the usual size. You feel you have taken your vitamin-C from the inside out.
You feel at peace.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
X-mas lights
Good day. Your daily penetration for Tuesday August 4th, is as follows:
A hundred tiny little bulbs alight, bringing joy any time of year, not just the Yuletide. They dangle from a long string-like wire and create a mood of jovial festivity. You will place this happiness within your butt, allowing them to belay into you, bulb by bulb, until all but the plug is within you. You will then plug the strand in. You feel a light from within.
You feel at peace.
A hundred tiny little bulbs alight, bringing joy any time of year, not just the Yuletide. They dangle from a long string-like wire and create a mood of jovial festivity. You will place this happiness within your butt, allowing them to belay into you, bulb by bulb, until all but the plug is within you. You will then plug the strand in. You feel a light from within.
You feel at peace.
Monday, August 3, 2009
A glass of water
Good day. Your daily penetration for Monday, August 3rd is as follows:
Full to the brim, but not over flowing, transparent and solid. It is a glass of water. You take it and place it on a low surface. You then lower yourself gently into a sitting position, directly onto the glass. It enters your bum. You then stand. Water sloshes and splashes about within you; surprising and cooling you at the same time. Today, the glass is truly half full.
You feel at peace.
Full to the brim, but not over flowing, transparent and solid. It is a glass of water. You take it and place it on a low surface. You then lower yourself gently into a sitting position, directly onto the glass. It enters your bum. You then stand. Water sloshes and splashes about within you; surprising and cooling you at the same time. Today, the glass is truly half full.
You feel at peace.
Friday, July 31, 2009
A gerbil
Good day. Your daily penetration for Friday, July 31st is as as follows:
A long cylindrical tubing will be used. It is plastic, yet you may see through it. You carefully insert it into your ass and notice it feels smooth. It does not resist at all. Then, a gerbil you had purchased from a quaint, undiscerning pet shop enters the scene. It enters the plastic tubing, scrambling through with one destination in mind: your ass. It squeezes itself into your ass, satisfied with the refuge it has found. You feel warmth, comfort and that all is right in the world.
You feel at peace.
(A special thanks from all of us to Wheeler for today's penetration.)
A long cylindrical tubing will be used. It is plastic, yet you may see through it. You carefully insert it into your ass and notice it feels smooth. It does not resist at all. Then, a gerbil you had purchased from a quaint, undiscerning pet shop enters the scene. It enters the plastic tubing, scrambling through with one destination in mind: your ass. It squeezes itself into your ass, satisfied with the refuge it has found. You feel warmth, comfort and that all is right in the world.
You feel at peace.
(A special thanks from all of us to Wheeler for today's penetration.)
Thursday, July 30, 2009
A clownfish
Good day. Your daily penetration for Thursday, July 30th is as follows:
Slippery, bright orange with black-outlined white stripes, and multiple sweet little fins. It is a clownfish. Your ass will be its anemone and together you will have a wonderful symbiotic relationship of epic proportions. It slips into your ass easily and wiggles about happily in its temporary pseudo-cnidarian home.
You feel a great peace flow from within you.
Slippery, bright orange with black-outlined white stripes, and multiple sweet little fins. It is a clownfish. Your ass will be its anemone and together you will have a wonderful symbiotic relationship of epic proportions. It slips into your ass easily and wiggles about happily in its temporary pseudo-cnidarian home.
You feel a great peace flow from within you.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
A sunflower seed
Good day. Your daily penetration for Wednesday, July 29th is as follows:
Small, oval-esque and roasted to perfection. It even has a little dash of salt, but not too much. It is a sunflower seed. Drop it in your ass. You can barely feel it until you meditate on the lovely presence within you. Then can feel it. It suddenly seems much larger than it really is, so much so it ends up stretching your mind to new shapes.
You feel at peace.
Small, oval-esque and roasted to perfection. It even has a little dash of salt, but not too much. It is a sunflower seed. Drop it in your ass. You can barely feel it until you meditate on the lovely presence within you. Then can feel it. It suddenly seems much larger than it really is, so much so it ends up stretching your mind to new shapes.
You feel at peace.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Analog Cellphone
Please excuse the brief penetrational hiatus. Part of finding your internal peace is also allowing things to return to shape. On that note...
Good day. Your daily penetration for Tuesday, July 28th is as follows:
Large and in charge, it is an analog cellphone, right out of Saved By the Bell. It is shapely, mobile and has large numbers you can't miss. It also has a large protruding antennae. A good friend calls it. You do not answer but instead, as it rings melodically, you place it deep within your bum. It fills you with the sweet sound of the early 90s.
You feel a peace from within.
Good day. Your daily penetration for Tuesday, July 28th is as follows:
Large and in charge, it is an analog cellphone, right out of Saved By the Bell. It is shapely, mobile and has large numbers you can't miss. It also has a large protruding antennae. A good friend calls it. You do not answer but instead, as it rings melodically, you place it deep within your bum. It fills you with the sweet sound of the early 90s.
You feel a peace from within.
Friday, July 24, 2009
A sombrero
Good day. Your daily penetration for Friday, July 24th is as follows:
Festive, colorful and cultural at the same, it is a sombrero. It is made of the finest straw and blocks the sun far more efficiently than any plebeian hat. It is also more than willing to be inside your butt. So you oblige it and place where it would like to be. Do not fret, there are no splinters and it expands your ass in a comfortable way. You feel mirthful and like there is a fiesta within you.
All in all, you feel at peace.
Festive, colorful and cultural at the same, it is a sombrero. It is made of the finest straw and blocks the sun far more efficiently than any plebeian hat. It is also more than willing to be inside your butt. So you oblige it and place where it would like to be. Do not fret, there are no splinters and it expands your ass in a comfortable way. You feel mirthful and like there is a fiesta within you.
All in all, you feel at peace.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
A door knob
Good day. Your daily penetration for Thursday, July 23rd is as follows:
Strong and unyielding, straight and regal and oh so very rectangular. It is a wooden door with a beautiful, glittering knob that protrudes pleasantly. You turn away from the door and carefully bend over, gently touching your toes. You then take sweet little steps backward until the door knob has completely entered your ass. You know that you now shine from within.
You feel at peace.
Strong and unyielding, straight and regal and oh so very rectangular. It is a wooden door with a beautiful, glittering knob that protrudes pleasantly. You turn away from the door and carefully bend over, gently touching your toes. You then take sweet little steps backward until the door knob has completely entered your ass. You know that you now shine from within.
You feel at peace.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
A bar of Ivory Soap
Good day. Your daily penetration for Wednesday, July 22nd is as follows:
A shiny, immaculate rectangular block with soft blunt corners awaits you, nestled in a fine china dish. Artfully embossed on its strong but yielding surface is the word "Ivory". You turn on a faucet and wet your hands with water. The heated liquid warms your hands and thus your entire being. With still moist hands you gather the soap bar, making it slick and lubricated. It slides within your butt effortlessly. What is an O shape has become an ephemeral rectangle.
You feel clean and peaceful from the inside out.
(A special thanks from everyone here at Your Daily Penetration to a very special instructor for this fine suggestion, may he find his zen today).
A shiny, immaculate rectangular block with soft blunt corners awaits you, nestled in a fine china dish. Artfully embossed on its strong but yielding surface is the word "Ivory". You turn on a faucet and wet your hands with water. The heated liquid warms your hands and thus your entire being. With still moist hands you gather the soap bar, making it slick and lubricated. It slides within your butt effortlessly. What is an O shape has become an ephemeral rectangle.
You feel clean and peaceful from the inside out.
(A special thanks from everyone here at Your Daily Penetration to a very special instructor for this fine suggestion, may he find his zen today).
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
A lemur
Good day. Your daily penetration for Tuesday, July 21st is as follows:
It is like a cat, a wallaby, a raccoon and a monkey managed to reproduce a singular love child. It is a lemur. It if fuzzy and rather adorable and you will gladly put it in your ass. But this will only be possible at night as it is a nocturnal creature, an angel of the night with large glowing eyes. The twilight only adds to the relaxation of this exercise, dark, cool and calm. It is inserted and happily snuggles within your gracious butt.
You feel an unfathomable, fuzzy peace.
It is like a cat, a wallaby, a raccoon and a monkey managed to reproduce a singular love child. It is a lemur. It if fuzzy and rather adorable and you will gladly put it in your ass. But this will only be possible at night as it is a nocturnal creature, an angel of the night with large glowing eyes. The twilight only adds to the relaxation of this exercise, dark, cool and calm. It is inserted and happily snuggles within your gracious butt.
You feel an unfathomable, fuzzy peace.
Monday, July 20, 2009
College-ruled notebook
Good day. Your daily penetration for Monday, July 20th is as follows:
It is full of paper. That paper is full of notes, knowledge, doodles, and phone numbers. The paper is ruled just perfectly so that you don't write too big or too small. The sweet blue lines are perfectly straight. And the metal spiral that binds it all together is long and winding. You roll your notebook up so that it is a sloppy, beautiful tube. Into your bum it goes, some of the paper rips but that is part of why you love it. The spiral tingles, filling you with little pricklies of peace and joy.
It is full of paper. That paper is full of notes, knowledge, doodles, and phone numbers. The paper is ruled just perfectly so that you don't write too big or too small. The sweet blue lines are perfectly straight. And the metal spiral that binds it all together is long and winding. You roll your notebook up so that it is a sloppy, beautiful tube. Into your bum it goes, some of the paper rips but that is part of why you love it. The spiral tingles, filling you with little pricklies of peace and joy.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
An amputee's leg stump
Good day. Your daily penetration for Sunday, July 19th is as follows:
It is thick, shiny, and fleshy. And though severed it is still very much alive. Better yet, it is attached to someone, to a real person. It is the leg stump of an amputee. The stump shines and glistens with anticipation. Its owner tenderly assists you, introducing it to the interiors of your hindquarters. It stretches your elastic orifice to its maximum, but not past it. It is perfect and feels splendid.
You sense a grand peace within yourself.
It is thick, shiny, and fleshy. And though severed it is still very much alive. Better yet, it is attached to someone, to a real person. It is the leg stump of an amputee. The stump shines and glistens with anticipation. Its owner tenderly assists you, introducing it to the interiors of your hindquarters. It stretches your elastic orifice to its maximum, but not past it. It is perfect and feels splendid.
You sense a grand peace within yourself.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
A car's stick shift
Good day. Your daily penetration for Saturday, July 18th is as follows:
Visualize your dream auto with manual shift. Enter the car and sit. Admire the protruding stick shift, its shaft and its knob. It is sleek and well-made. You carefully lift yourself up and sit gently upon it, allowing it enter your bum. You feel delighted.
You feel peace.
Visualize your dream auto with manual shift. Enter the car and sit. Admire the protruding stick shift, its shaft and its knob. It is sleek and well-made. You carefully lift yourself up and sit gently upon it, allowing it enter your bum. You feel delighted.
You feel peace.
Friday, July 17, 2009
The Hope Diamond
Good day. Your daily penetration for Friday, July 17th is as follows:
It sparkles, light glinting off its various angles, beckoning you. Its center is a clear, marvelous blue. Encrusted around its exterior are clear, simpler, smaller beauties. It is the Hope Diamond. You take it by its jeweled chain and insert, or rather simply drop it in. It cools you down, bringing you a deep internal harmony.
You feel a valuable peace.
It sparkles, light glinting off its various angles, beckoning you. Its center is a clear, marvelous blue. Encrusted around its exterior are clear, simpler, smaller beauties. It is the Hope Diamond. You take it by its jeweled chain and insert, or rather simply drop it in. It cools you down, bringing you a deep internal harmony.
You feel a valuable peace.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
A dirty mop
Good day. Your daily penetration for Tuesday July 16th is as follows:
There is a mop. It is dirty as it has just been used. Imagine the moppy end. Picture its flowing moist tendrils carefully entering your supple ass. The mop's fabric extremities tickle you from within but the joy you feel transcends your interiors.
You feel a mighty yet gentle peace.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
A cornocopia
Good day. Your daily penetration for Wednesday, July 15th is as follows:
Note its twisted, yet cone-like shape. It is made of basket material and is full of gourds and festive fruits. You insert it deep into your ass until it literally touched the depths of your soul. Peace from within is what you feel.
Note its twisted, yet cone-like shape. It is made of basket material and is full of gourds and festive fruits. You insert it deep into your ass until it literally touched the depths of your soul. Peace from within is what you feel.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
A midget's arm
Good day. Your daily penetration for Tuesday July 14th is as follows:
Imagine there is a midget. His arm is short, yet fat. And this arm slips slowly, unlubricated into your rectum. Your ass expands yet does not rip. It accommodates the midget's arm in its entirety. You love it. It feels good.
You feel at peace
Imagine there is a midget. His arm is short, yet fat. And this arm slips slowly, unlubricated into your rectum. Your ass expands yet does not rip. It accommodates the midget's arm in its entirety. You love it. It feels good.
You feel at peace
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