X-mas lights

Good day. Your daily penetration for Tuesday August 4th, is as follows:
A hundred tiny little bulbs alight, bringing joy any time of year, not just the Yuletide. They dangle from a long string-like wire and create a mood of jovial festivity. You will place this happiness within your butt, allowing them to belay into you, bulb by bulb, until all but the plug is within you. You will then plug the strand in. You feel a light from within.
You feel at peace.