Monday, August 10, 2009

An authentic lightsaber replica

Good day. Your daily penetration for Monday, August 10th is as follows:
A long gray shaft you imagine was fashioned in a galaxy far far away precedes a glowing, throbbing torch of pure alien energy. This torch is really hollow glowing plastic, but it is so authentic, it hardly seems like a replica to you. You realize, it will be easy to insert into your ass, and you are thankful it is indeed merely authentic-looking, rather than authentic in practice. As you push it up within your rectum, it makes real lightsaber sounds. This pleases you.
You feel at peace.

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