Wednesday, July 22, 2009

A bar of Ivory Soap

Good day. Your daily penetration for Wednesday, July 22nd is as follows:
A shiny, immaculate rectangular block with soft blunt corners awaits you, nestled in a fine china dish. Artfully embossed on its strong but yielding surface is the word "Ivory". You turn on a faucet and wet your hands with water. The heated liquid warms your hands and thus your entire being. With still moist hands you gather the soap bar, making it slick and lubricated. It slides within your butt effortlessly. What is an O shape has become an ephemeral rectangle.
You feel clean and peaceful from the inside out.

(A special thanks from everyone here at Your Daily Penetration to a very special instructor for this fine suggestion, may he find his zen today).

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