College-ruled notebook

Good day. Your daily penetration for Monday, July 20th is as follows:
It is full of paper. That paper is full of notes, knowledge, doodles, and phone numbers. The paper is ruled just perfectly so that you don't write too big or too small. The sweet blue lines are perfectly straight. And the metal spiral that binds it all together is long and winding. You roll your notebook up so that it is a sloppy, beautiful tube. Into your bum it goes, some of the paper rips but that is part of why you love it. The spiral tingles, filling you with little pricklies of peace and joy.